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Funny Wedding Toasts

The wedding toast tradition is coming from the Greek times. They initiated the habit as a way of safety against poisoning. More specifically, a sign of good faith, the raise of a glass of wine by the host saying “cheers” and drinking the cup first was a guaranty of his good intents.




Today wedding toasts are very common. In fact there can not be a wedding without a toast, usually held by the best man or one of the bride’s maids. The bride’s father can also hold a toast of his own for the recently married couple.



However, many wedding guests decide to make the toasts funny and so entertain the people there. Funny wedding toasts have become very common because they help the speaker break the ice with his audience. When you decide to use some jokes regarding the bride or the groom you have to be very careful, because they may not like it. So, if you do so, your jokes should not be offensive for neither of them, even if you know they will not get mad on you, you will not want them to remember your toast as the worst moment of their wedding. So, if you want to hold a funny wedding toast you may think to use some funny quotes regarding marriage, wedding and love.



Here are some ideas that may inspire you.

• “The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.” – Henny Youngman
• “Love is like war: Easy to begin but hard to end.”
• “Three things can’t be hidden: coughing, poverty, and love.” – Yiddish proverb
• “I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.” – Rodney Dangerfield
• “Do not marry a man to reform him. That is what reform schools are for.” – Mae West
• “Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There’s too much fraternizing with the enemy.” – Henry Kissinger
• “A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it.” – Don Fraser
• “Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch.” – Cathy Carlyle
• “The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.” – Honore de Balzac
• “We cannot really love anybody without whom we never laugh.” – Alice Reppler
• “My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.”  - Rodney Dangerfield.
• “Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel.”  - Leonardo Di Vinci.
• “By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.” – Socrates
• “Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted a whole day.” – Mickey Rooney

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